You mean 'Marinated OAssma'. I think you need to look for a nice rump roast and marinate it until the meat falls from the bone. When finished with the marinade, carefully pour into radiation-proof container and wrap with duck tape. The repair to your local toxic waste dump. Bone appetite!
Don't forget to wrap up the leftovers in pig skin!
34 posted on 09/19/2001 6:43:10 PM PDT by lowbridge