A Pop Culture Club member
Along a narrow back road in Hazzard County, a bus goes speeding by, leaving a trail of dust in its path. Curiously, the bus is consistently driving along at a hair over 50 mph, regardless of the sharp turns and washed-out sections of road. The passengers on the bus look on in panic wondering how they ended up here when they were in LA a short time ago. Suddenly, from a small side road, lights and siren turn on, and a battered vintage 1980 cop car peels out, spewing dirt and gravel in all directions. Out of nowhere, fast-paced banjo music can also be heard. "Oooooweee, we got a fast one here! Hot Pursuit, Flash! Hot Pursuit! Coo-coo-coo-coo!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane finally manages to stop his car from fishtailing, and zooms on down the road after his culprit. Just as Rosco begins to accelerate, another car speeds up alongside Rosco, also in pursuit of the bus. This vehicle, at one time probably a cop car, is missing a door, is dragging its back bumper, and has flashing lights dangling by a wire from what's left of the roof. The driver grabs his CB radio and talks to Rosco. "Local Smokey, this is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County, and I am in high speed pursuit. Now listen heah son, this is MY criminal, and I'M catching him and bringing him back to the law respectin' state of Texas. Ain't that right, Junior?!" Junior, in the passenger seat, dutifully nods in agreement. "Now you pull ovah and give way so I can get dat sum bitch." Not intimidated, Rosco radios back, "That's a big negatory! Listen here, I've missed them Duke Boys every time for the past 12 years. This time I'm finally gonna nab the bad guy." With that, he floors the car and takes off after the bus, with Buford close behind. So Brian, will Rosco or Buford succeed in stopping the slick speeder? |
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