The Taliban Man (To the tune of "Candy Man")

Self | September 16, 2001 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Who can take a Nutcase
Make him seem Kewl
Cover Him with Excuses and a Hideout or Two
The Taliban Man
The Taliban Man Can
The Taliban Man Can 'Cause he mixes it with Dough
And Makes the World Blow Up
Who Can take a Woman
And wrap her in a Robe
Cover her face 'til you just see an earlobe
The Taliban Man
The Taliban Man Can
The Taliban Man Can 'Cause he has a real good Scam
And Makes the World Blow Up
And the World Blows Up
'Cause The Taliban Man is very Corrupt.....

[HiTech RedNeck]

Candy Man (ignore the music which first starts, scroll about 1/3 the way down the page to Candy Man)

[HiTech RedNeck]

LOL that's a keeper! Bookmarked.

[firewalk]

LOL!!! Music too!

[HiTech RedNeck]

righteous rage

Another pedantism (I hate to do it... but)... how about "righteous wrath." Oh well. Rage'll do just fine to describe how we all feel about this !!!

[PJ-Comix]

FYI

[pariah]

No, The Candy Man is definitely the worst song ever written.

[Storm Orphan]

I'm still waiting for Jesse Jackson to make his plea for Osama to come settle this with a "talk."

We know you are out there...Osama.
Hiding with yo sista...and yo mama.
We are involved now in a... melodrama.
Because some say that you, my brother, are a bombah.
So please get on yo camel.... or yo llama.
And come to speak peace with us, Osama.
Let us end this terror-rama.
Peace, homina homina homina.

Or something like that.

[cpressroll]

I have heard the story of the assassins and their hashish. Speaking as one who in his long ago youth had some slight experience with hash oil one evening, I have a question. How could somebody smoking that stuff find his own arse with both hands and a flashlight, not to mention killing somebody. It made me feel totally passive.

[KS_Diamondback]

Good lyrics; I’m new here but played around with them and so here’s another version combining/editing:

Day Oh, Day Oh
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day oh
Daylight come and dey all gone home

Hey mister Taliban, now trade in your minivan.
Daylight comes and U-S gone home.

Dey work all night; den bug out Baghram
Daylight come and dey all gone home
Abandon allies; leave them all alone
Daylight come and dey all gone home

Come Mr Taliban, tally take from Baghram
Daylight come and dey even leave drones
Come Mr Taliban, tally up the MRAPs
Daylight come and dey even leave drones

Leave six thou-, seven thou-, eight thou- GUNS
Daylight come and dey left all alone
Leave six thou-, seven thou-, eight thou- BOMBS
Daylight come and dey even leave drones

Waste, me see waste, me see waste, me see waste, me see waste
Day light come and dey flee tha airdrome
Waste, me say waste, me say waste, me say waste, me say waste
Twenty years gone, and dey all went home

Leave six score, seven score, eight score TRUCKS
Daylight come and dey even leave drones
Leave six ton, seven ton, eight ton TRUCKS
Daylight come and dey even leave drones

Come Mr Taliban, tally take from Baghram
Daylight come and dey all gone home
Come Mr Taliban, tell me why they gone now
Daylight come and dey wan’ go home

Russia, Pakistan and de Chinese
Soon dey come ‘cause we all gone home
Russia been here, lose der asses
Twenty years went and dey all went home

Day Oh, Day Oh
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day oh
Daylight come and dey all gone home

Soon de Talibs kiss with ISIS
New day come and dey work with drones

Den de mullahs from Iran come
New day come and DEY don’t go home
‘Cause dey hate de west forevah
Daylight come and DEY don’t go home

[PJ-Comix]

Good lyrics; I’m new here but played around with them and so here’s another version combining/editing:

Good job! And since you're new here you should know that the KING of all FR parodists is our own Charles Henrickson.