Alarming Statistics

Southwest Georgia's Humor Magazine ^ | September 2001 | Gene Hill

[evad]

*Number of physicians in the US: 700,000

Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year:120,000. Accidental deaths per physician 0.171 (US Dept.of Health & Human Services)

Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000.

Number of accidental gun deaths per year 1,500. Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one Doctor. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

[evad]

Sorry if this isn't appropriate news but I'm visiting in Georgia and I saw this in a little FREE publication. I found it quite interesting...and funny.

[In veno, veritas]

Wait untill you see about the swimming pools!

[B4Ranch]

That is why a Doctors business is called a Practice! They are just practicing on you. No guarantees, no promises, no contractual agreements regarding success. Just like the attorney, the first thing discussed is MONEY.

[RJayneJ]

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