Why Women Have Sex On The Brain

My cat has an "angry at the world" attitude. My hubby is the only guy I ever dated who said, "Awww....he's just misunderstood".

I knew he was the right one that minute.

101 posted on 09/09/2001 3:52:39 PM PDT by Bella_Bru

To: lentulusgracchus

"And remember, Jack, it's all your fault!" Now I remember why at the age of 57 I enjoy living in the woods by myself with my four dogs. Thanks, I had forgotten.

102 posted on 09/09/2001 4:31:00 PM PDT by blam

To: Dan from Michigan

You are in good company!

103 posted on 09/09/2001 7:27:03 PM PDT by lawgirl

Tell that to my soon-to-be ex-wife.

104 posted on 09/09/2001 7:37:56 PM PDT by connectthedots

To: connectthedots

"Tell that to my soon-to-be ex-wife. "

Some bonds are better not made. You need the right partner. The bond will still be there.

105 posted on 09/09/2001 7:45:53 PM PDT by Don Myers

LOL About right except in my case it was a black cat.

Outdoor cats don't bother me too much. I have no use for indoor cats.

I'll take "Man's best friend" anyday of the week. Now if my apt didn't have a no pet clause. :(

There is nothing more loyal than a dog.

106 posted on 09/09/2001 7:52:54 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan

To: Dan from Michigan

well your server isn't loyal--I can't get your photo to show! LOL!!

107 posted on 09/09/2001 8:07:57 PM PDT by lawgirl

That should be better. Dogs are much more loyal than computers. :)

108 posted on 09/09/2001 8:19:33 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan

Dude, I would have sex on the brain if I remembered what sex was. And personally, I remember having sex on a bed, not on a brain.

109 posted on 09/09/2001 10:07:53 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs

It's a shame frivolousness has taken over the thread.

There are at least 2 more extremely serious side-issues that need to be addressed.

Does this give credence to the story of Adam and Eve and God's place for each?

Does this mean that men actually must be more responsible for their behavior than women?

They had better find a similar trick in men or the implications of this article (if true) are quite enormous. Nothing less than sexism grounded in science.

110 posted on 09/10/2001 3:17:25 AM PDT by Maelstrom

In a respectable public house, such a statement would earn you a ride to the hospital, and me a ride to the police station.

111 posted on 09/10/2001 4:45:54 AM PDT by Mortimer Snavely

I apologize for my previous comment. I just discovered that you are a female.

112 posted on 09/10/2001 4:48:48 AM PDT by Mortimer Snavely

To: dubyaismypresident

Thought you might get a kick out of this.......

115 posted on 09/10/2001 5:11:13 AM PDT by hobbes1

To: one_particular_harbour, Hillary's Lovely Legs

Yes, there are couches, chairs, the floor, backseats of cars, frontseats of cars, and many others. Your mileage may vary.

116 posted on 09/10/2001 5:52:01 AM PDT by NeoCaveman

To: Hillary's Lovely Legs,LadyX,Snow Bunny,razorback-bert,riley1992,farmfriend,Billie,ofMagog,Mortimer S

From an e-mail by a lady friend:

"Subject: What I want in a man:

What I Want in a Man - Original List

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet"

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117 posted on 09/10/2001 6:01:34 AM PDT by COB1

118 posted on 09/10/2001 6:04:40 AM PDT by NeoCaveman

Thanks for the bump, bud

119 posted on 09/10/2001 6:06:25 AM PDT by NeoCaveman

120 posted on 09/10/2001 6:08:27 AM PDT by riley1992

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