[dighton]

I'm flagging you, but I'm not using the word "flag" to gain power over you.

Honest.

[Orual]

Likewise, dying of a disease is called "natural death, but dying of a decision is called "suicide."

Let us all commit suicide by deciding not to read this dreck. Death is not only preferable, but one yearns for it by the second paragraph.

[T'wit]

> Honest.

I feel your flag tighten its grip on me. I feel my power leaking into my boots. I am no longer responsible.

What do you wish of me, Massa?