[Orual]

Likewise, dying of a disease is called "natural death, but dying of a decision is called "suicide."

Let us all commit suicide by deciding not to read this dreck. Death is not only preferable, but one yearns for it by the second paragraph.

[rightofrush]

Let us all commit suicide by deciding not to read this dreck. Death is not only preferable, but one yearns for it by the second paragraph.

It does require at least a 12th grade reading level.