[Ward Smythe]

Sigh. Another day passes with our professional "journalists" looking for real news.

My 12-year-old is mad because we invoked the "no television on school nites" rule this week. Can he get a headline?

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FreeRepublic Newsreport

FLASH!

mike2right's son is not allowed to watch tv on school night's. "He makes me mad!" exclaimed the son. "He makes me do my homework too!"

Outraged citizens are calling for a Congressional Investigation. The Rev. Jesse Jackson, upon hearing of the crisis, stopped short a meeting with his accountants, financial advisors, and illegitimate children, and has hopped a plane for Virginia to provide the boy with moral comfort and legal advice.

"We are looking into this matter to foind out if the son qualifies for reparations and we will investigate to see if his father has committed any discrimination against children-Americans. If so, he will have to pay a substantial fine to my grown son's organization: Crimes Against Small Honkies or he will face a boycott of his personal life and business.

When journalists asked for a comment from mike2right, all he could say was "I didn't do nothin'!"

Polls taken by Gallup and CNN show that most Americans are shocked and outraged by mike2right's behavior and are calling for his arrest and imprisonment.

Film at 11.

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FreeRepublic Newsreport

FLASH!

Young Virginia Boy Being Oppressed! Not Allowed To Watch TV!

mike2right's son is not allowed to watch tv on school night's. "He makes me mad!" exclaimed the son. "He makes me do my homework too!"

Outraged citizens are calling for a Congressional Investigation. The Rev. Jesse Jackson, upon hearing of the crisis, stopped short a meeting with his accountants, financial advisors, and illegitimate children, and has hopped a plane for Virginia to provide the boy with moral comfort and legal advice.

"We are looking into this matter to foind out if the son qualifies for reparations and we will investigate to see if his father has committed any discrimination against children-Americans. If so, he will have to pay a substantial fine to my grown son's organization: Crimes Against Small Honkies or he will face a boycott of his personal life and business.

When journalists asked for a comment from mike2right, all he could say was "I didn't do nothin'!"

Polls taken by Gallup and CNN show that most Americans are shocked and outraged by mike2right's behavior and are calling for his arrest and imprisonment.

Film at 11.