[stevem]

This is verbatum, a direct quote.

Once, on a hot summer day, when we were trying to find a bridge across the St. Croix River to Minnesota after spending a weekend at a friend's cabin in Wisconsin she said to me, "Why did you come this way if you knew you were going to get lost?"

The thought flashed across the vista that there would never be a jury in the land that would convict.

We also have been married nearly 28 years.

[SAMWolf]

My wife has a habit of waiting until I come back from shopping, recycling the soda cans, bank trip or dropping off one of the kids someewhere, then as I walk in the door saying:
"Would you mind picking up some _________ (fill in the blamk) from the store?"

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!