Posted on 10/31/2026 7:05:42 PM PDT by grundle
In September, a letter apparently showed up in a mailbox in Gum Spring in Goochland County, addressed to “Biscuit Rigsby.” It was from the Secretary of the Commonwealth, who informed Biscuit of good news: “Governor Abigail D. Spanberger has restored your right to vote, to become a notary public, to serve on a jury and to hold public office.”
Enclosed was the formal document, signed by the governor, which three times listed Biscuit’s name in bold type.
This is the type of letter that goes out to convicted felons who, under Virginia’s constitution, lose certain rights that can only be restored by action of the governor. This one, though, was curious on many levels.
The first problem is that Biscuit is — or rather, was — a dog.
She’s been dead for about five years.
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It’s always a dog, never a cat, no one registers their cat to vote, and I understand that.
A dead dog would have more sense than democrats. Hopefully we can get more dead dogs to vote.
Even a dead dog would agree that, as a Demonicrat, Virginia Governor Abigail D. Spanberger should be tried, convicted, and sentenced for giving aid and comfort to the domestic and foreign enemies of the United States.
That’s nothing. In Minnesota, a dead dog can vouch for 8 other dead dogs to register to vote without even showing their tags.
joke is on commie abbie
biscuit votes straight maga
Bistit has probably been votin for mock warna and kim taine for many a year in state lections how else splain the queen or could these type scam licker buffoons still be on us
Why does none of this surprise anyone?
I think that Biscuit has paid her debit to society and since I have heard no evidence of violent criminality, Biscuit should have her Second Amendment rights restored too. Everyone has said that she was a good dog and never hurt anybody. Getting caught pilfering that dog bone was a one time offence and she only did it out of hunger. On a side note, Biscuit would probably show far more sense than most Democrats at the Polls.
just dems doing everything they can to get more votes
In Democrat Virginia Biscuit is sure to vote Tuesday or, more likely, has already mailed it in.
Yes, the wicked witch of the east.
I wish Biscuit was the governor
“I Think My Dog Is A Democrat”
Well, I think my dog’s a democrat
And it breaks my heart
To have to say
An ugly thing like that
But there’s a big old pile of evidence
That all points toward the facts
My dog might be a democrat
[Chorus 1]
I pay for all his health care
And I buy everything he eats
I provide him with a place to live
Just to keep him off the streets
But he just acts like he’s entitled
Even tried to unionize the cat
Yeah, I think my dog’s a democrat
[Verse 2]
He chewed up the Constitution
That I keep on display
And every time Benghazi’s on TV
He looks the other way
(”What difference, at this point, does it make”)
I know he’s a liberal
Even if he won’t admit it
He pooped on my living room rug
And tried to tell me George Bush did it
[Verse 3]
He ain’t got no papers
And what really gets my goat
Is if he could find a ride to town
Well, I know they’d let him vote
Sure we’ve had some good times
He’s been fun to have around
But if he ever barks
About my right to bear arms
I’m gonna have to have him put down
[Interlude]
(Who’s a good boy?)
(Who’s a good boy?)
What’s most important now is to have Biscuit buy herself a new handgun.
reminds me of a verse from the Mr. Bojangles song.
The dog up and died, she up died, after 5 years she can still vote, ooh ooh, Biscuit Rigsby, oh Biscuit Rigsby, vote
Only because she wont let me. Tinkerbell says its wrong.
Spamburger is the definition of the DUMB, RETARDED BLONDE. BRAIN DEAD.
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