Pritzker treated at hospital for ‘minor complication' after recent procedure

NBC News ^ | May 15, 2026 | Mary Ann Ahern and Alan Dvorak

[PBRCat]

Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker had a "minor complication" from a recent procedure and was taken to a Springfield hospital earlier this week, a spokesperson for the governor confirmed to NBC Chicago Friday.

The complication stemmed from an earlier urology procedure, with Pritzker going to a Springfield hospital overnight Wednesday and into Thursday morning.

[PBRCat]

Sadly, Illinois residents are suffering from major complications due to Pritzker, including the highest gasoline taxes in the USA and record high property taxes.

Illinoisans probably cannot afford a pot to piss in thanks to Pritzker.

If he seeks the Democratic nomination for President, run for the hills.

[Kudsman]

complication stemmed from an earlier urology procedure

Did she transition?

[Macoozie]

They had to pull his head out of his Arse so many times,
it’s just a minor procedure these days.

[Libloather]

Removal. (actual size)

[HYPOCRACY]

Godspeed fatso. Straight to hell.

[OHPatriot]

If that is the case, is Pritzker “officially” a Sh!thead?

Maybe Pritzker has issues with depth perception???

[lee martell]

Might be side effects of a vasectomy.

[Mouton]

He had a navelvisuoptimy. That is where a navel is replaced with clear glass so you can see where you are going with your head up your ass.

[brownsfan]

“Illinoisans probably cannot afford a pot to piss in thanks to Pritzker.”

Chicago will make sure that Pritzker or someone worse will run that state.

[dforest]

I heard his head was still partially up his butt. It was a minor issue because of the large size of his butt compared to small size of his head.

[Zathras]

Obama’s head placed in the wrong location again?

[daku]

I’m pretty sure he is in some high speed weight loss program.
I wonder if it’s connected to his present health issues

[Apparatchik]

My money is on gastric bypass. Fat Boy wants to run for President in 2 years, so now’s the time to drop that extra 140 lbs.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Did his Gastric bypass go wrong..he’s an evil evil sack of poo so I will just leave what I think to myself

[citizen]

Big Brain Homer!

[Sarah Barracuda]

140 lbs LOL you are being FAR TOO KIND..more like 500 pounds

[Churchillspirit]

Hope they manage to extract his head from his butt.

[KC Burke]

Rectal-cranial inversion is anticipated.

[zeestephen]

Penis transplant failed?

[telescope115]

I’m surprised they could even FIND his head in that big…….