Posted on 12/06/2025 6:41:31 PM PST by 11th_VA
WASHINGTON – This Cyber Monday, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is announcing the holiday deal of a lifetime for all illegal aliens still in the United States: Use the CBP Home App, and you will receive a free flight home for the holidays and a $1,000 gift.
“The CBP Home App offers those in this country illegally a fantastic gift this holiday season: a free flight home, a $1,000 gift, and the potential opportunity to return to America the right, legal way,” said Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin. “Your choice is simple: Choose self-deportation and reap the rewards, or stay here and continue breaking our laws, which will lead to you being arrested and deported. Make the right choice for you and your family this Christmas and join the 2 million illegal aliens who have already left the country: Download the CBP Home App today.” …
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https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/immigration-self-deportation-ad/3853904/?amp=1
Babylon Bee should sue DHS for plagiarism.
Love this!!
Been seeing an ad about this with Kristi Noem doing the voiceover.
Better than the Bee...
BttB...
Ihlan Omar, Are you listening ?
“the potential opportunity to return to America the right, legal way”
Nope—no, thanks. Don’t want them back at all.
DHS saves time and money and bullets.
It’s brilliant!
The Best Immigrant Deal of the Season Is Here:
<><>Fly Home Free for the Holidays,
<><>Get a $1,000 Exit Gift
<><>and a coupon for 25% off a Taco Bell burrito.
Yes it is.
A way lot cheaper the rounding them up.
It’s probably a better deal than I’d offer them, since they don’t belong here in the first place.
I think it’s a GREAT deal ... for them ... and, especially us, in the long run.
Their sponging off our system adds up to a LOT.
I agree wholeheartedly with this. I am surprised a lot of people don’t seem to understand it.
I view the expulsion of these illegal aliens as paramount because the benefits in all ways to this country from economic to security are massive.
But that doesn’t mean it is free. It cost time and money to round these people up and deport them. The concept of getting people to self-deport and get them out of the country with a now-secure border, and throw them at the back of the line to get back in makes huge sense to me.
It isn’t a guarantee they will ever get back in. It just gives them the opportunity.
This is a powerful and smart move. We should leverage it for all it is worth.
We have deported over two million illegals this year, but only 500,000 or so of them have been forcibly deported. the other 2,500,00 of them self-deported.
Think of all the time, money, legal burden, and bad-press that could be saved. Of course, they will still demonize it and give it bad press, but that will happen anyway.
In the same way a sniper is the most targeted and humane weapon on a battlefield, this is the best way to save money deporting illegals, IMO.
If this is indeed not a Babylon Bee project, I love how they have used the type of messaging most familiar to marginally-educated people, similar to what they hear on TV and radio. It may not be a good deal for all illegals, but really is a great deal for some individuals, and I’m glad they have this opportunity.
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