How to Attend a ‘No Kings’ Rally Saturday

Townhall.com ^ | 13 October A.D. 2025 | Derek Hunter

[lightman]

When I was young and doing campaign work, I remember the lawn signs would disappear all the time when we placed them in public areas that allowed them. We started putting long staples, the kind you could shoot out of staple guns, all around the out-edge of the signs, so whoever came running up to grab it and jet off into the night would regret it. The signs stopped disappearing shortly after that started.

I smeared them with poison ivy...same effect.

[crusty old prospector]

That’s using your noggin. Maybe a dog terd.

[lightman]

Had some signs run over by vehicles.

Stopped after I began sinking angled 3/8 inch rebar at the base of the signs.

[DownInFlames]

Stink bait

[crusty old prospector]

I can tell you what is worse. I keep some catfish pellets in a bucket inside a shed on some land that I own. Back in the summer, some weevils got into them and a lot of them were stuck to the bucket and wouldn’t break loose. I decided to fill the bucket up with pond water and let it sit in the shed for a few months. Well, the Texas summer heat turned into a noxious concoction so vile that I was dry heaving. And it still wouldn’t pour out. The flies wouldn’t even touch it.

[DIRTYSECRET]

Let’s see. There’s Ole Miss at Georgia. Good games at noon.

Should I give them up? These protests are a cheap date-easier to get laid.

[HYPOCRACY]

They don’t have a No Queens event because Chuck Schumer wouldn’t be allowed to attend.

[jerod]

Too late... Half of the world leaders just declared Trump as King today? Didn’t they?

[Paladin2]

Where is the NO Queens! rally?

[real saxophonist]

A while back, I took out some trash to the dumpster at my apt. complex. In the time it took me to go upstairs and get another trash bag, the first two had been torn open and gone through.

I started sprinkling them with Tabasco after that.

[real saxophonist]

Jeff Cooper said a .22 in the knee or abdomen of the leader, from a distance, would be enough.

[Polanski]

Are they seriously going to do this? Do all the 80+ year old granny karens that do this crap ever die or just go on forever?

All these disgraces in these ‘protests’ look like a hospice nearby closed and let all the feebles out.

[BrexitBen]

I guess none of the “ No Kings “ attendees this Saturday are college football fans.

[rktman]

Take laughy face signs.

[aquila48]

Good one!

[Fiji Hill]

I guess none of the “ No Kings “ attendees this Saturday are college football fans.

Why would anyone in the "no kings" crowd be a devotee of football? This is not just a sport but a uniquely American subculture, complete with its own customs, music and pageantry. How nativistic!

I doubt that many "no kings" protesters would know a pass from a punt or a touchdown from a touchback.

[bray]

They don’t understand a President is an elected king.

[BradyLS]

Funny. So why is the NFL is bending over backwards to appeal to the I-don’t-watch-football, no-kings crowd with their bugs bunny half-time shows, kneeling, and end-zone messaging?

[FlingWingFlyer]

Will they be tearing down all the MLKJr.Blvd. signs and statues or are some Kings more not guilty then others?

[John 3_19-21]

I used a little Pam spray and ceyanne powder around the edges on my Trump signs.