Offer these terrorscum the use of a old football stadium out by dearbornastan and let them all gather together there, let them start their terror planning session, lock all of the gates and doors so none of them will miss the Piggy Party, Airdrop them a Load of Feral š š½ š· Piggies from a C-130 rear ramp followed by a few Napalm Incendiaries to get the BBQ Started.
Of course be sure to leave some Piggy Party Planning Brochures and Business Cards (outside of the ash pile) in case any of the relatives are interested in holding a Piggy Party in their backyard.
I live in Michigan.
My daughter lives in Dearborn.
Best advice I can give is that, when visiting that area, keep a bag of ‘real’ bacon-bits in your pocket for snacking.
Oh, and shake hands with everyone you meet.