Successful ‘Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans’ Ad Is An Admission That Woke Marketing Was A Mistake

The Federalist ^ | 08/02/2025 | Jacqueline Annis-Levings

[SeekAndFind]

OK, folks, I don't watch a lot of TV, can anyone clue me in on who this Sweeney lady is and what makes her so influential?

[lightman]

Sidney Sweeney has great ***s.

Lots of three letter words ending in “s”.

BTW “jeans” and “genes” have five letters.

[MarlonRando]

she has really great jeans, especially the jeans that code for the lucious boobage

[crusty old prospector]

I’m going with Door #1. Baby got back.

[mowowie]

Dylan doesn’t pretend to be a woman he pretends to be a 13 year old girl.

[cnsmom]

I donated every Nike item I had to Goodwill years ago and haven’t purchased their products since.

[kiryandil]

The globohomo faggots can go fornicate with their faggoty selves.

Rules!

It's pretty clear that Sydney has a crush on you, shelterguy.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

[ProtectOurFreedom]

[SeekAndFind]

Her face reminds me of the Colombian singer — SHAKIRA or even the actress in the movie Mama Mia and Les Miserables — Amanda Seyfried..

[joshua c]

take a number

i called dibs

back in 2017

[ProtectOurFreedom]

It gets even better! Now liberal heads will REALLY explode!

[SeekAndFind]

Here are her almost dopplegangers:

SHAKIRA

AMANDA SEYFRIED

SYDNEY SWEENEY

[Dacula]

I ditched all of my ‘Chinese Checkmark’ stuff as well.

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I donated every Nike item I had to Goodwill years ago and haven’t purchased their products since.

[HIDEK6]

Her face reminds me of the Colombian singer Michelle Pfeiffer.

[Yardstick]

...catering to the male gaze.
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And the male gaze caters to female attention seeking. So it all balances out in a way that makes everyone happy, mostly.

Only the left could ruin something so natural. But we seem to be finding out that they can’t ruin it forever.

[minnesota_bound]

#1 It is her big breasts...
The good news is that future commercials from other companies will feature women with big bosoms.

[princess leah]

Now I am going to buy something from American Eagle! Let’s show them some support!

[equaviator]

If those hooters are fake then she could’ve fooled me. Ain’t nothin’ like the real thing, baby!

[DoodleBob]

The Sydney Sweeney ad campaign has experienced backlash for oversexualization and catering to the male gaze. Some of this criticism is fair — we’ve moved up from the third circle to the second, but we are still in hell

Judging by some of the 7th grade-like responses on this thread, the writer is spot-on.

We went from lamenting trans nonsense to celebrating the breaking of the Commandments - covet (10) and adultery (7).

I get the celebration. It FEELS like this commercial is a return to normalcy versus the wokey nonsense of the past decade or so.

But as I wrote elsewhere, the pubescent salivating herein is giving in to pleasure over reason. It’s being emotional, like the left.