Posted on 06/30/2025 1:22:26 PM PDT by Red Badger
President Trump’s attendance at the grand opening of Florida’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ detention facility has been confirmed!
On Tuesday, the doors of the facility — which is located in the Florida Everglades, surrounded by miles of alligator-infested swamplands, and can hold thousands of illegal aliens — will officially open.
The facility is also located right next to an airstrip which can be used to facilitate fast and easy deportations for illegal criminals.
Check it out:
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump is set to attend the opening of Alligator Alcatraz on Tuesday, per NBC
THOUSANDS of illegals are expected to be moved there in mere days.
Hopefully he’ll be announcing more of these facilities around the country! pic.twitter.com/PPJaZY8ByW— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) June 29, 2025
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I hope he uses a giant pair of scissors to cut the ribbon.
Wonder if Trump will stop by Joanie’s?
No Mas! No Mas! I can’t take this much winning!
Trump said you would say that!...................
The Leftists still don’t get the name— it is a play on the road that goes right through the Everglades from Miami- over to the West coast of FL.
Many decades it has been called: “Alligator Alley”
And boy do the gators like to crawl up out of the swamp and lay in the highway at night in certain seasons. Ever hit one and one would never forget it— the ultimate speed bump.
Hence Alligator Al Ca Traz Alley!
Give the Miccosukees special policing authority, as they are Original Americans making America Great Again!!
It has a 10k foot runway so probably not....................
I don’t think Joanie’s serves gators...
Except on a plate.
🥺
He can get in and out of there directly on AF1.
A live 🐊 gator.
My Cessna would need 1/6 of that runway.
Not sure what Joanie’s is, but DeSantis said AF1 can land there. I wonder if PDJT will check it out — if he hasn’t already.
What’s amazing is that alligators dont get paid to do this, they just get treats..hey @Grok, what do alligators eat
He should invite Chris Van Hollen and Kilmar Abrego and offer them a private room for the night.
I CAN-—
KEEP IT COMING
Floriduh is second in gator population. Louisiana is #1.
The ones in the wild are very shy. The ones that people feed are very dangerous.
10,000 feet! The ultimate touch and go! You could almost land a Space Shuttle.
Let the gator chomp on the ribbon.
I am going to give DeSantis credit. That was a rough primary, but he is keeping to his duty and cooperating with the president, and letting Florida lead the way to show how it is done.
Trump’s path of thinking:
“I’ll send them back to the country they came from”
“you can’t do that”
“I’ll send them to that cool prison in El Salvador”
“you can’t do that”
“I’ll send them to GTMO”
“you can’t do that”
“I’ll open up Alcatraz”
“you can’t do that”
“Fine! I create ‘Aligator Alcatraz’ in Florida”
A dictator would never have gone through all of this. He is trying to get his agenda done within the system. I also think this is somewhat of a game to him. He seems to be having a good time.
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