Posted on 06/29/2025 2:33:26 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
The mainstream media and liberals everywhere are likely to fume at the news that DOGE staffer Edward Coristine — also known as “Big Balls” — has been given a new role within the federal government.
Coristine will be joining the very same Social Security Administration which he was seeking to cut while working at the Department of Government Efficiency.
News of him joining the agency was first reported by WIRED.
“Edward Coristine joined the Social Security Administration this week as a special government employee,” Social Security spokesperson Stephen McGraw told the publication. “His work will be focused on improving the functionality of the Social Security website and advancing our mission of delivering more efficient service to the American people.”
Multiple sources at the agency also told WIRED that Coristine has already appeared in person to work onsite at the agency’s Maryland office.
One employee said they saw Coristine with DOGE engineer Aram Moghaddassi, a current employee at the social media site X who formerly worked at Neuralink, and who currently serves at the agency.
Coristine’s new gig came after a White House official told WIRED on Tuesday that the 19-year-old had resigned from his previous post, only to be brought back one week later.
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Betcha Franklin Roosevelt never saw THAT coming when he created Social Security!
Yeah, working on the website. Right. That’s genius level stuff there. What’s he really going to do.
Oooh, oooh! Just a hop and a skip from my house! Good luck, Ed Coristine!
it’d be great if this was the start of a trend of hiring members of DOGE into various agencies as permanent employees ... some of the more senior ones might make fantastic Inspector Generals ... the whole lot might also be employed in a NEW,PERMANENT Federal Inspector Auditors Department ...
The fact that he’s so young is what sticks in their craw.
Libtards got to celebrate for a whole week. Now comes the hangover.
Hopefully bigballz will siphon all illegal aliens off social security.
We shouldn’t be sending any SS checks to non- citizens who’ve moved back to their home countries either, but but I’ve heard from good sources that this is exactly what’s been going on for years.
Anti-fraud/anti-hacking security and programming.
He is only 19. He could be a thorn for the deep state for 46 more years.
More than that he’s young and NOT a Leftist.
That’s what they REALLY hate.
They thought they had a lock on the Youth vote—socialist & democrats forever, until they forced males out of the party over BS DEI and toxic masculinity/#MeToo crap.
A whole generation of young guys redpilled.
We shouldn’t be sending any SS checks to non- citizens who’ve moved back to their home countries either, but but I’ve heard from good sources that this is exactly what’s been going on for years.
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I presume you mean non citizens who had permanent status (Green card) which grants them the right to work AND pay into the Social Security system via FICA.
Well, if they paid into the system for XX years, and were entirely legal during all that time as permanent residents, and then reached retirement age and filed for SS, then there is a complicated formula for them to be outside the US for a few months (perhaps caring for a sick parent) and during those months, yes, they are going to receive a check — because they earned it.
Yeah, working on the website. Right. That’s genius level stuff there. What’s he really going to do.Karen? Is that you?
Main problem from the leftist point of view is that illegal aliens will no longer be able to suckle off the system.
Big Balls went in USAID
Where Leftists check into get paid
He looked at the books
As he sunk in his hooks
And grinned as he said “Be Afraid!”
There was a young man duty calls
He walks through some government halls
A brain like a trap
That can see Leftist crap
And he goes by the name of "Big Balls"!
Wrong person. Just pointing out that his talents are applying AI to analyze patterns in data bases - deep fraud detection. Font sizes on websites are a waste of his talents.
LOL!
You’re a poet!
“Wrong person. Just pointing out that his talents are applying AI to analyze patterns in data bases - deep fraud detection. Font sizes on websites are a waste of his talents.”
I hate to tell you this, but the website is integrated with these databases. It takes over three months to sign up for Social Security on the current website. The website isn’t connected to any other government agencies, which allows for massive fraud. And finally, I am sure the backend and frontend will utilize advanced AI for detecting fraud and communicating with other agencies.
If you think the Social Security sign-up portal is not essential, then you’re not thinking big enough. You stop the fraud at the signup point. Improving the portal could save hundreds of billions of dollars easily.
And I forgot to mention that websites have both frontend and backend developers. Most of his work will be on the backend (focusing on the server-side of the website, handling tasks like data storage, user authentication, and server logic), as in my previous post, and not changing fonts.
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