Female funeral home worker cut off dead man’s penis and stuffed it in his mouth because he was a sex offender: cops (Texas)

New York Post ^ | March 12, 2025 | Emily Crane

[DogByte6RER]

File this under …

[Thank You Rush]

“”She allegedly stabbed him twice””

He wasn’t dead enough for her??

[OldArmy52]

The deceased is filing assault charges.
Civil suit to soon follow.
Oh wait, if a citizen is dead, is he/she still a citizen?
Do citizens have to be alive to vote, marry, become presidents, etc?

[Tennessee Nana]

Sorry but I have to

LOL

[kiryandil]

Alan Rosen, drama queen.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

I don't see the problem. I just wish she'd done it a couple weeks earlier.

[MV=PY]

I guess dead is just another gender.

Pronouns: was, were.

[9YearLurker]

One doesn’t want to begin to think what all her male counterparts may have done with female corpses over the years.

[TalBlack]

I’m guessing this funeral director at some point in her youth ran into the decedents ilk.

[Paladin2]

She sounds cute....

[Couldn’t find a pic....]

[PAR35]

Defense attorney needs to subpoena the “victim”.

[Palio di Siena]

Is she Italian?

[crusty old prospector]

I wonder if she knows that Bobbitt chick.

[PAR35]

Do citizens have to be alive to vote

Not in democrat controlled areas. I'm thinking about running for public office as a democrat. I'll hold my rallies at large cemeteries.

[shelterguy]

You go, girl.

[PAR35]

[Couldn’t find a pic....]

Hint. Click on the link where it says New York Post.

[RainMan]

Just gonna take a guess she was raped at some point in her life.

[SunkenCiv]

...and for dessert, lady fingers.

• Embalmer cut off dead man's penis after learning he was a registered sex offender, officials say [03/12/2025]

[dragnet2]

That’s a bit more information than I needed DogByte...

[Paladin2]

A Racist?