The average European uses 20kg toilet paper a year. What are the green alternatives?

Euronews ^ | 02/02/2025 | Ian Smith

[ifinnegan]

Green alternative? A leaf?

[EvilCapitalist]

Just make sure it’s not poison ivy.

[Ronald77]

Are they proposing we use their left hand?

[pfflier]

Oh great, something to make frenchmen smell even more...

[llevrok]

Green alternative? A leaf?

Scooting along on one's bum on the lawn and/or carpet

[Flaming Conservative]

Corn shucks? But I guarantee they won’t flush very well...

[central_va]

To prove you are a man you must wipe......

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Go to Cyprus, where you deposit your used toilet paper in the trash can - the sewer system can’t handle it.

[central_va]

I thought they used bidets?

[rfp1234]

The average ape uses a bunch of leaves.

[Kazan]

Are they proposing we use their left hand?

A butt sprayer and either hand will do!

It's the way of Muslims!

[Tommy Revolts]

[oldasrocks]

We installed a Smart Toilet. It washes and dries you.

[dfwgator]

♪♪ Paris is lovely ♪♪
♪♪ And Nice sure is nice ♪♪
♪♪ And Marseille is charming with champagne on ice ♪♪
♪♪ But you, stinky Frenchman ♪♪
♪♪ Haven't a clue ♪♪
♪♪ Pew, stinky Frenchman ♪♪
♪♪ Frog You ♪♪

[Sacajaweau]

Leaves...Learned that on a fishing trip to Canada.

[GingisK]

A bidet.

[SkyDancer]

A bidet?

[woodbutcher1963]

That is only an Italian/French thing.
I do not think they are as big in the UK or Germany. Not sure about eastern Europe.
I think in a lot of places you squat over a hole in the floor.

[Redmen4ever]

three shells?