Trans cop accused of drugging, violating two colleagues elected "women's representative" on German police force

Not the Bee ^ | 12/3/2024 | Jesse James

[Tell It Right]

Judy S., 27, has been suspended since allegations emerged that [he] took two male colleagues home to [his] apartment to take drugs and have sex before assaulting them earlier this month [November].

The men reported having sustained serious injuries, including to their genitals, from the alleged assault with a penis pump 'among other things', as reported by German outlet Bild.

[Tell It Right]

You can't make this up.

Judy will serve a suspension, but it's unclear whether or not that second deputy women's representative job is still in play.

Judy's female colleagues were understandably upset:

'This is something that many colleagues find offensive, mainly because of the investigations against her,' one female officer told Bild ...

'It would have been fair if she had spoken openly about it. How am I, as a woman, supposed to talk to a woman who was born a man about my menstrual problems or my problems during the menopause? She can't understand that at all,' the officer said.

The woman added that Judy S. didn't have to announce the change in her gender identity, but that transparency 'would have been nice' as she ran for a top position.

[Tell It Right]

Reminder: This is Babylon Bee’s Not the Bee site. It’s real news stories so wild that you’d think it’s satire.

[tumblindice]

Der ‘benis bump’ was one of Nazi Germany’s “wonder weapons” developed too late in the war to make a difference.

[TheBattman]

Just one of thousands of examples of why #GenderFraud is a symptom of utter depravity. No-one who pretends to be of a different sex than what their DNA says should be in a position of authority, power, or leadership, as they are utterly unqualified both morally and mentally for the task.

[gundog]

I seem to recall reading that Pancho Villa would employ a suckling calf to extract information from prisoners.

[Dilbert San Diego]

He used a penis pump? Apparently the guy he used the pump on, needed assistance to he ready for the next step? Apparently the guy wasn’t aroused by this fake woman??

[rlmorel]

"...Der ‘benis bump’ was one of Nazi Germany’s “wonder weapons” developed too late in the war to make a difference..."

Hahahahaha I nearly fell out of my chair when I read that...!

[bk1000]

If all people would disavow the notion of boys pretending to be girls this might go back where it came from. I mean shut it down. Stop being ridiculous. No one really believes this bs. Shut it down from the top. Cut funding to institutions that support trans nonsense.

[PGR88]

The men reported having sustained serious injuries, including to their genitals, from the alleged assault with a penis pump 'among other things',

Just a hunch, but I bet "Judy" looks like an NFL linebacker.

[tumblindice]

“Benis bump” was the common name. The inventor called it the
Schwanzestukerkampfracheschrekwaffe. whew

[Lockbox]

Clerk: [returns Austin's personal effects after the reanimation process] One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump.
Austin: That's not mine.
Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger, signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya, baby, that's not mine!
Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Clerk: One book: "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)", by Austin Powers.
Austin: Ah.
Clerk: Just sign the form.
Austin: Okay, thank you, handy man. I'll sign here, just to get things moving. [laughs] You know.

[Billthedrill]

It’s sort of a broad principle, but you should never place important body parts into anything rated in horsepower.

[BenLurkin]

"How am I, as a woman, supposed to talk to a woman who was born a man about my menstrual problems or my problems during the menopause? She can't understand that at all."

Is this for real?

[Tell It Right]

See comment #2. It’s from Not the Bee, which is real news that’s so ridiculous you’d think it was satire like Babylon Bee.

[DiogenesLamp]

Schwanzestukerkampfracheschrekwaffe.

You deserve a gold star for that one.

[Disambiguator]

So I take it you don’t operate motor vehicles?

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