Sponge on a stick, hose in the backyard, neighbors cat.
your choice.
“ Sponge on a stick, hose in the backyard, neighbors cat.”
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Look at this way, if you use the neighbor’s cat, maybe then the Haitians won’t eat them. 😂😂😂
Gargantua spoke well of the neck of a goose, but didn't like it when he tried a cat. Too scratchy.
I installed a Bidet for my wife after she had broken her wrists in a fall. Now she can’t live without it. Cheap on Amazon and easy to install without hiring a plumber. Also saves on the septic tank problems with paper products.