FTX fraudster Caroline Ellison sentenced to 2 years in prison, ordered to forfeit $11 billion

CNBC (Business News) ^ | 24 September 2024 | M. Sigalos, D. Mangan, D. Giel

[DesertRhino]

Women always get the deal and turn rat. This is why certain organizations don’t admit them.

Poor little wide eyed waif.

[DesertRhino]

Stanford grad, math whiz… but now she’s just an innocent little victim.

[tired&retired]

“Women always get the deal and turn rat. “

Both “Rat Fink” and “Demon-Rat.”

[Huskrrrr]

The Wood Nymph should get a warm welcome from her fellow inmates.

[larrytown]

First one to the courthouse.

Amazing how fast Lady Justice works when there’s lots of money involved - all this resolved in less than two years?

[T.B. Yoits]

Forfeit $11 billion? Whose $11 billion? It wasn't profit, so what was it?

It wouldn't be drug money that cartels were laundering because they'd get that back, or pieces of her before getting most of it back.

Was it $11 billion of taxpayers' money that the Feds were moving?

[shotgun]

She probably thinks it will be just be another episode of Orange is the new Black

[Lib-Lickers 2]

a no doubtin 2 bagger

[The Duke]

$11 billion! Now we’re talkin’ “Zelensky money”!

[The Louiswu]

"forfeit $11 billion? Whose $11 billion? It wasn't profit, so what was it?"

Excellent questions, it's a shame that there are no real journalists these days to follow up with such questions.

[Gaffer]

THAT! is one UGLY chick. I am amazed that this is/was Friedman’s GF. IMO, she is likely most of the brains behind Sam’s fraud operation and she ended up getting a sweetheart deal to rat him out on something she’s responsible for.

[BansheeBill]

Judge Lewis Kaplan said a “literal get-out-of-jail-free card I can’t agree to”

What does that quote mean?

[OldHarbor]

Where does that money go ? 🤔💲

[OldHarbor]

[thegagline]

Women always get the deal and turn rat.

Agreed. Also, it didn’t hurt that Ellison’s sentencing judge was Lewis Kaplan. Yes, the same Lewis Kaplan who presided over the abomination of the case of E Jean Carroll v. Donald J Trump.

[Candor7]

She met the dick, took the slick, and now is on the stick.

I wonder where her share is salted away, which is likely why the Judge gave her jail time, he had his suspicions not revealed by evidence ?

[Owen]

I have not followed this whole thing closely.

Where is the $11B she is going to forfeit? Who has it? How much will she have left over afterwards?

[hal ogen]

The corrupt putting away the corrupt. There is no end to the perfidy.

[Carriage Hill]

She won’t be needing her ‘Mr Wiggly’ in there...