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To: hinckley buzzard

“Pret’s sounds like nature’s way of relieving liberals of their excess money.”
And excess flatulence…
I love egg salad sandwiches, but can’t eat them at work.
No one wants to be in a closed room with egg farts.


17 posted on 09/24/2024 7:15:56 PM PDT by doc maverick
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To: doc maverick

A friend’s sister had a dog named Smokey, due to his flatulence. She was pretty cautious with his diet. She lived about 80 miles away, and we’d drive over, and spend a couple of days working on a remodel. He liked to slip the dog a boiled egg when we left. About half way home, we’d get a phone call....


18 posted on 09/24/2024 7:28:15 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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