She'd be roasted to a burnt cinder on the oven floor...
Posted on 09/23/2024 9:54:18 AM PDT by bitt
In the most predictable news from the most unpredictable presidential race in history, Kamala Harris has declined to attend the annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner in New York next month.
The historic Catholic fundraiser has always been a rare moment of genuine levity, especially in election years when both major-party nominees traditionally roast each other with mocking speeches.
But not this time.
Harris told organizers she won’t be there because she says she needs to focus on her campaign.
Oh, give me a break!
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“Good evening, it’s great to be here in front of what I’m told is the biggest audience this event has ever seen, with tickets selling out faster than Kamala chucked Joe Biden under a bus after my debate with him.
“And boy, does she love selling out. Just ask the fracking industry!
“I’m not saying my opponent is a Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama Kameleon, but if you’re wondering why she turned up late tonight, it’s because it takes so long for her to put makeup on her two faces.
“I haven’t seen such a phenomenal flip-flopper since Meghan and Harry quit the royals because they were fed up with being royals, so they could then make money out of being royals by trashing the royals!
“Wow, Kamala’s giving me that same death stare Crazy Nancy gave Sleepy Joe when he tried to resist falling on his sword. I hope she got frisked on the way in, because judging by her expression right now, I’m worried she might use that gun on me, which nobody knew she had until last week when she was trying to woo the NRA crowd by boasting to Oprah that she’s Rambo’s kid sister.
“One thing’s for sure, given her abortion views, I know she won’t try to kill me until I’ve gone full term with this speech, so you can all relax for a few minutes.
“Of course, I’m kidding. It’s not like she laughed about my death when she was on the Ellen show.
“I thought Kamala would find all my jokes hilarious tonight and regularly let off that insane, Joker-style cackle at entirely inappropriate moments. “But she’s still eyeballing me like I’m Janet Jackson.
“I don’t know why Kamala doesn’t like political jokes — she’s been one herself for years!
“President Biden was apparently due to come too, but he couldn’t remember what day it was. Nor can he remember he’s still president, which isn’t surprising given that so few other people remember that either.
“Speaking of Joe, I genuinely admire Kamala for the ruthless manner she stabbed him in the back. Honestly, the way she publicly encouraged him to keep running, and told everyone how sharp he was, until he was exposed in that debate as an unelectable zombie and had to resign so late in the race that only she could take over, made Judas Iscariot look like Mr. Loyalty.
“Kamala grabbed that nominee crown with the same grasping, entitled claws that Tim Walz grabbed a fake heroic military record when he thought it might enhance his reputation.
“I’d like to thank the chef for our delicious meal tonight, though I found the Kamala word salad very hard to digest and frankly, I couldn’t understand what on earth I was eating. I can only imagine what has been unburdened by what has been in my mouth, and whether my guts will now survive the passage of time.
“I’d have much preferred a Big Mac from the McDonald’s where Kamala claims to have worked without anyone recalling her doing so, in a desperate attempt to fake-empathize with regular Americans struggling to even afford a burger due to the surging inflation inflicted on them under the Biden administration. Does she think we all fell off a McDonald’s coconut ice cream machine?
“Kamala says it’s time for Americans to turn a page and chart a new way forward away from division and lies — but we’re all still stuck on the same pages of HER book, co-written with Joe Biden. And what a work of fiction it is!
“She won’t be there because she says she needs to focus on her campaign.”
Wait...is she roasting herself?
“a rare moment of genuine levity”
President Trump’s comments about Hillary were not very funny. Just plain ugly truth.
Al Smith was the first Catholic candidate for a major party in the U.S.
Historically, the Democrat Party had sought the urban Catholic vote, and too many Catholics were more faithful to that allegiance than to their own Faith.
The Democrats are not interested in believing Catholics, so they see no need to honor Al Smith anymore.
Harris, in particular, has a real antipathy for the Church. Biden is worse, because he is hypocritical about it (with the collusion of corrupted clergy).
“Clownmala!”
Post of the day...
The lady idiot is focusing on forcefully seizing power regardless of the election results. The Dems are so lawless I wouldn’t expect less.
Hopefully Trump will be light hearted and funny this time.
The first half of Trump’s speech was light hearted and, I thought, funny. Then about midway through he shifted tone to his famous takedown of Hillary. Watching it never gets old.
She is afraid of unscripted moments such as can happen at that dinner.
Well done!
She'd be roasted to a burnt cinder on the oven floor...
I just can’t laugh anymore
too close to a Crucifix and she burns up.
I imagine it’s hard to pull any humor out of that wasted pile of cells.
Catholic fundraiser? I assume the FBI was there taking down names and recording speeches.
roasting her would be no joke
Well done! You must be a former writer for Johnny Carson ,it has that vibe.
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