Joe Biden is sharp as a tack and will beat Trump easily.
Oh, My God! Did you see that debate? Trainwreck! Biden must leave the race immediately. He cannot function at all!
What? Joe isn’t leaving the race? The senile old fool is staying in?
Joe is better! He’s fine! Had a bad night. No big deal! He will beat Trump easily!
He’s out?!?! He quit?!? We need to find someone to replace him! There are governors! And some senators! They need to campaign!
What? We’re going with Kamala? Really? Well ... of course! Kamala is awesome! No one is better than Kamala!
Oh My God she’s cringe! We’ve made a terrible mistake! What are we going to do now?
Hey ... I have an idea ...
What will the CommiecRATs do with the 100 million prefilled ballots they printed? They’ll have to send out messages to their agents to destroy them.
-PJ
Your #5 is excellent!
The beauty of being a liberal is that history always begins this morning. Every day liberals can create a new narrative that destroys the past as it occurred.
-PJ