“Good morning. My fellow Americansh, I think what happened in Butlass Transylvania on Tuesday, um, yeshterday was a…a….bad thing. I mean it was a travesty. The fact is, it’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. Vice President Trump spoke to me after this lecture, and said he’s feeling fine. And I pray that he’s fine too. I hope my hair is fine. But I don’t want Hunter to be fined, the way Beau was after he saved the Archduck Ferdinand from syphilis in World War I.
“See, the fact is, we can’t have…what’s that word on my teleporter? Threat of Rick? Ok. Yes, we can’t have raging Threat of Rick in thish faltering, I mean Great nayshun. But the fact is, The Vice President may have an ear wound but he wasn’t killed? I mean, cmon man….be a man. But listen, I think Trump would be a dictator but we need to stop this very effective hate stuff publicly until after the Democrat orgy at the Chicago concert. Then we can go back to calling them Nazis, erm, Nancys.
“I want us to come together. As a nation. Come together. Right now. Over my knee. He say, ‘One and one and one is three’. The Who, man, that was a great song of theirs. Page and Plant. What a trio. But the fact is, we need to stop this arguing and bickering. Cmon man…everyone knows The Kinks rule.
“In closhing, I wanna um…cry…um..thank…uh…beg…oh, ask everyone to say a prayer tonight for Vice President Trump, First Lady Nancy Pelosi’s husband, and for my memory. Together, we can overcome division, and multiplication, and integral calculus. In closing…oh wait, I said that…is Ukrainian President Putin here? Oh, ok…never mind. Jill, can you come out here and help me off this soundstage? Thank you., bless me, and God Bless Sly and the Family Biden. Vote Quimby!
“Good night San Diego. Go f*** yourself.”
Cornpop was a malarkey dude!
And the Democrat calls for civility in political discourse didn't last beyond the Obama administration.
-PJ