Ooh Rah! Get em boys!
Next up ration stamps.
Not to brag, but I’ll be sitting pretty while you peasants are hurting. And that’s because I recently found my grandmother’s ration book from WW2. And there’s no expiration date on the stamps!
If it does come to a shooting match will there be a sign-up template link here on FR for some of our fellow Americans here to join up and fight with their lovable buttboyz, the Russians, against the United States? One wonders.