Lots of guys envy him doing a porn star, and even more guys AND gals favor the time-honored tradition of paying someone to keep their yap shut, and having it stay shut
I'll bet more envy him for being married to Melania.
Snarky reporter: "Mr. Trump, with all these horrible allegations against you, how do you sleep at night?"
Trump: "Naked, on satin, with a supermodel."