Papua New Guinea leader blasts Biden for claiming his uncle was eaten by cannibals

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/papua-new-guinea-leader-blasts-biden-claiming-uncle-eaten-cannibals ^ | 4/22/2023 | Thomas Catenacci

[dragnet2]

Papua New Guinea's Prime Minister James Marape addresses the media

I noted they all appear well fed.

[CatOwner]

Everyone just misunderstood Brandon. What he meant was his uncle had eaten *with* cannibals. Now back to our regularly scheduled collapse of the country.

[wildcard_redneck]

Take your cannibal slander back or we will eat your childrens!

To bad Prime Minister James Marape’s ancestors were cannibals. It is not our problem but theirs.

[alstewartfan]

Look at those teeth! Tell me that guy is not a cannibal!

[dfwgator]

Dear President Biden,

There is no cannibalism in Papua New Guinea

Signed,

The Honorable James Marape - Papua New Guinea Prime Minister, in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

[dragnet2]

Check the eyes on the reptilian to the left of the Chief.

[dfwgator]

The Cannibal Community Frowns Upon Your Shenanigans!

[clearcarbon]

"Everyone just misunderstood Brandon. What he meant was his uncle had eaten *with* cannibals. Now back to our regularly scheduled collapse of the country."

I think I prefer the original interpretation. "Eaten with cannibals" might imply that he's considering designating cannibals as another protected minority.

[Songcraft]

The Prime Minister further stated that Joe must be getting them mixed up with Fiji.   (See "A Brief History of Cannibalism in Fiji".)

[dragnet2]

From your link: “You can buy cannibal dolls and Fiji cannibal forks in souvenir shops”

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Nice...Use the fork to eat the doll.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Could be true. His uncle may have thought he was flying over New Guinea but was really over Fiji when he became lunch.

[Dr. Sivana]

Well, I don’t know about their cannibalism, but some of the best coffee I have ever had was Lifeboat Wild Grown Papua New Guinea. That’s is my go to cup at home. Smooth, strong, delicious chocolatey undertones. Lifeboat is Pro-Life, Pro 2A. Worthy of Freeper support.

https://lifeboatcoffee.com/products/port-of-morseby-wild-grown-papua-new-guinea-1?pr_prod_strat=collection_fallback&pr_rec_id=374b783ca&pr_rec_pid=3563747180628&pr_ref_pid=4831790596180&pr_seq=uniform

[FirstFlaBn]

Uncle Ambrose landed safely, but when he introduced himself to the locals, they thought he said ‘ambrosia’ so they et him.

He was very good with mustard.

[srmanuel]

I wonder if the cannibals boiled him first in sort of a soup or just grilled him over an open flame and put a little to the side for some Biden Jerky

[minnesota_bound]

Uncle-Bosys BBQ Seasoning

[srmanuel]

The cannibals in New Guinea look to be fairly sophisticated in the culinary skills.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Reminds me of a joke.

This cannibal goes into a 5 Guys burger joint and orders a burger. He gets his order, sits down, and takes a bite. After a little while, he stands up and yells,"This is false advertising! I only taste two!"

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

I noticed that, too. Maybe the ‘zombie apocalypse’ begins with him. He certainly looks the part.

[faithhopecharity]

“I checked the chef’s meat invoices, your uncle’s name wasn’t on any of them!”

[caddie]

“Our people have much better taste than to do that.”