[ClearCase_guy]

“We’d like to charge Biden with a crime.”
“You can’t — he’s impaired.”

“Well, if he’s impaired, he shouldn’t be president.”
“But he’s not impaired.”

“Hey, if he’s not impaired, let’s charge him with a crime.”
“You can’t — he’s impaired.”

[Robe]

Sound like a old Abbott and Costello routine