I think it would be great to live in a small town. I learned something about small town policing. Thank you.
You have your problems. Generally with entrenched power structures and people who have let "big frog, little pond" go to their head but you can often work around that much easier then you can in the cities.
For one thing 90% of the adult population is armed. So everyone needs to work out their problems peaceably.
Glad you like the tag line. :)