[bitt]

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[E. Pluribus Unum]

Canadians aren’t allowed to own shotguns?

[plain talk]

” because they’re breaking into your home to steal your car. They don’t want anything else.”

How do they know that? LOL

[mythenjoseph]

I had (when I was young) thought Canada to be a pure filter for freedom in such a harsh RICH terrain....then along comes a castro faggot son pierre bred by a french whore and look at them now tyranny in the snow.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Thought for sure this was a Babylon Bee article…

[Fiji Hill]

When I saw the headline, I thought it was from the Bee.

[Darksheare]

No offense meant but, are they actually retarded?

[Chode]

why not leave the door unlocked too??? canadians = the new Eloi...

[Jean2]

No wonder his wife left him.

[From The Deer Stand]

Don’t forget to add that Trudeau wants you to put a sign in your front yard that you’ll be gone for several days while leaving your doors unlocked and valuables on the dining room table.

[Nextrush]

Back in the USSR the crooks ran free and ran prisons full of political detainees.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

How about owners leave their cars unlocked with the keys inside and an invitation?

[Pajamajan]

This is NOT the Bee.

[Bob434]

[[” because they’re breaking into your home to steal your car. They don’t want anything else.”]]

Wow- are the cops there really that ignorant?

[Leaning Right]

> “…leave your fobs at your front door because they’re breaking into your home to steal your car. They don’t want anything else.” <

But suppose they’re after your money and valuables instead? Maybe you should also put all your money and valuables at your front door.

In all seriousness, I feel bad for sensible Canadians. This idiocy will probably become the new normal.

I also feel bad for the Babylon Bee. No matter how amazing their satire is, actual liberal policies have them beat.

[Brandonmark]

From John Candy in Canadian Bacon There's not a locked door in the whole country.

[TigersEye]

The Toronto police should leave their guns on the sidewalk so
criminals don’t have to break into the Cop Shop and kill them to get guns.

[wildcard_redneck]

I hate snownazis. One of these days when our problems are dealt with America is going to have to clean out Canadastan.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Car thieves get no jail time.

Defense against car thieves earns jail time.

[Telepathic Intruder]

The Canadian government likes their citizens defenseless to stop them or criminals. One can argue that the government and criminals are the same thing. Our friendly fascist neighbors to the north.