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Med Team Prepares Biden for SOTU address:

A source said that the pharmaceutical supplies for Joe Biden, muscle relaxants,opiates,adrenaline and blood from 16 year olds are mixed into an elixir to temporarily bring the president back from 81 to the age of 35, the costs of which have exceeded 1.3 million dollars.

The problem is that the youthful effects only last for about 7 hours and so Biden will look and act very aged after SOTU address.

Sources also say that after the transfusions , given to Biden at Camp David, women are not allowed around Biden because of his relapse into former sexual pecadillos. He will be sniffingly randy and ugly for SOTU.

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Rotflol——Med Team Prepares Biden for SOTU address:
<><>pharmaceutical supplies for Joe Biden to get thru the speech include,
<><>muscle relaxants, opiates,adrenaline and fresh blood from 16 year olds (Squad member relatives)
<><>all medications are mixed into an elixir to temporarily revive Joe back from 81 to the age of 35,
<><>the costs to taxpayers exceed $1.3 million dollars.

The problem is that the youthful effects last for only 7 hours and so Jill will be downcast in the bedroom. Biden will look and act like an aged codger with an advanced case of ED.

Sources also say that after the initial transfusions, KJP and his grandchildren are not allowed around Biden. He will be sniffing a mile a minute.