Joe Biden looks like a loser on the eve of his State of the Union

The New York Post ^ | 03/07/2024 | Miranda Devine

[Candor7]

Med Team Prepares Biden for SOTU address:

A source said that the pharmaceutical supplies for Joe Biden, muscle relaxants,opiates,adrenaline and blood from 16 year olds are mixed into an elixir to temporarily bring the president back from 81 to the age of 35, the costs of which have exceeded 1.3 million dollars.

The problem is that the youthful effects only last for about 7 hours and so Biden will look and act very aged after SOTU address.

Sources also say that after the transfusions , given to Biden at Camp David, women are not allowed around Biden because of his relapse into former sexual pecadillos. He will be sniffingly randy and ugly for SOTU.

[Liz]

Rotflol——Med Team Prepares Biden for SOTU address:
<><>pharmaceutical supplies for Joe Biden to get thru the speech include,
<><>muscle relaxants, opiates,adrenaline and fresh blood from 16 year olds (Squad member relatives)
<><>all medications are mixed into an elixir to temporarily revive Joe back from 81 to the age of 35,
<><>the costs to taxpayers exceed $1.3 million dollars.

The problem is that the youthful effects last for only 7 hours and so Jill will be downcast in the bedroom. Biden will look and act like an aged codger with an advanced case of ED.

Sources also say that after the initial transfusions, KJP and his grandchildren are not allowed around Biden. He will be sniffing a mile a minute.

[Candor7]

Buahahahahahah!

YOu got it, the old lecherous bugger is a vampire. I wonder whether he sleeps in a casket.

[Savage Beast]

He looks like what he is.

I caught onto this lowlife back during the Clarence Thomas hearings. It was obvious. Unfortunately, many people are not so quick. Hell! Many of 'em haven't caught on yet!

[Liz]

Biden’s apprehensive——he heard signs will be waved
at the SOTU saying, “Debate Trump, you frickin’ coward.”

[Liz]

He looks like the walking dead and that mortician’s
smirk of his makes you want to close the casket ASAP.

[Candor7]

The Biden dems inside the White Hut are betting all or nothing on SOTU.

Biden is going to put in gaff after gaff, and fight with Republicans on the floor.

Republicans: “SAY HER NAME, SAY HER NAME !”

I wonder whether corn pop will be present? Assassinating Biden’s worst enemies? Feelings are running strong.

Everyone will see how limited BIden is, and so the Dems will be forced to get a new candidate.

Biden: “The fate of the Union is WRONG!”

BUahahahahahahaha!

[Liz]

blackdog———Odds are good his amphetamine dose could blow out a vein tonight.

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

I like and agree with this article, but it’s not “Breaking News.” It’s an opinion piece, which on FR would be the topic “Editorial.”

[Candor7]

That actually could happen.

parallel humor:

https://youtu.be/eSxv6IGBgFQ

[Texan4Life]

SOTU BINGO CARDS

https://twitter.com/Richard_Harambe/status/1765724100557709518

https://twitter.com/rhinegelt/status/1765509987873259845

[Fledermaus]

Heck, he’ll start crashing by the end of the speech.

[Fledermaus]

Republicans should just stuff fake ballots in the boxes like Dems. No names, no addresses, no signature, etc.

Worked for them in 2020.

[oldtech]

I’m afraid that statement is 110% correct! I am older than Joe Biden & it only took me a very short time after he was in office to see that he was a loser. Three+ years later,it is no different, except for being worse in many areas. I just hope somebody can bring this country back to where it needs to be in the time we may have left.

[oldtech]

If a certain someone else is doing Joe’s thinking for him, & that may well be the case...well, it just isn’t working that way either.

[CottonBall]

It doesn’t matter. Voter fraud, that’s why he’s not worried

[Savage Beast]

Obviously Biden is merely a figurehead. I think his puppet-masters are a cabal of evil people whose objective is the destruction of the USA. Americans who support him--and the rest of the Democrats--are either evil people or very stupid useful idiots.

[Salamander]

If they stick Jason Momoa on the ticket I’m still not voting D.