Zaktly.
He needs just one, breathtaking thing that soaks up all the oxygen for the next week, when he needs to stay out of the public eye and sleep of the elixir.
Free EVs for the poor, stationing judges at the border to naturalize the illegals…anything that makes progressives grin, triggers conservatives, keeps centrists on the fence, and deflects from his awful record and crumbling faculties.
Trump did it with tweets. Watch Bidet keep ‘em guessing with free stuff.
Free EVs for the poor and Naturalization Judges on the border administering the new citizenship exams.
“Did you just enter the USA?”
“Si, Senor.”
“Welcome, new citizen! Here’s your ballot for November, all conveniently filled out for you. Make your mark here and we will mail it in for you.”
“Much as gracias, Senor!”
He definitely needs another trillion dollar vote-buying scheme.