[ChicagoConservative27]

If he doesn't throw pudding at the wall because murder she wrote reruns are not on is a good day? This is Soviet style BS

[TexasFreeper2009]

remembering to smell the nearest little girl every day does not constitute passing a cognitive test!

[blackdog]

Depends, really.

[Mopp4]

He’s still able to recognize different flavors of ice cream.

[Gaffer]

Completely and utterly ridiculous. “Old Shuffle and Squints” can’t even walk on a think shag carpet or stop talking about how the death of his beloved son Beau applies to EVERYTHING he talks about. Severe cognitive impairment on his part AND severe cognitive dissonance on the part of the entirety of that elder-abusing WH staff.

[KarlInOhio]

he passes a cognitive test every day, every day, as he moves from one topic to another topic,

Grandpa wandering from one topic to another with no rhyme or reason isn't passing a cognitive test. Similarly, getting lost on a stage until the Easter Bunny rescues him is also not passing a cognitive test.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Kimchi Jean-Pierre works hard at making Joe Pedo look like a moron every day.

[Carl Vehse]

President Joe Biden “bypasses a cognitive test every day”

[linMcHlp]

Will Biden pass the State of Delaware Driver's License tests?

[ballplayer]

Bull S…
Sit down and take the freaking ten minute test liar

[Adder]

President Joe Biden “passes a cognitive test every day”

Bull

He fails those tests daily...

[McGruff]

“said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre”

She needs to be tested also but that would be racist gay bashing.

[SaxxonWoods]

“Let’s go to the tape!”

“Uh....”

See?!

[Captainpaintball]

I believe them. He DOES pass a cognitive test every day, so stop it, all of you. The test is in a manila envelope located in the bathroom on top of the toilet. And when he actually doesn’t crap in his pants and makes it to the bathroom, he obviously passes it when he walks around the bowl, so there.

[existentially_kuffer]

>>>“If you look at what this president — he passes a cognitive test every day,...

OMG, what a Dizzee.

[stars & stripes forever]

Look at the pictures of Biden going for his checkup. Not a wrinkle on his face.

He must be one of Biden’s doubles. The one who is sane.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I am given a cognitive test every time I go for my yearly physical. They are easy to pass. Mostly remembering numbers, certain words brought up later, and drawing the hands on a clock.

I doubt if Biden could pass.

[Jonny7797]

White House: Joe, do you know your name?

Joe: Can you give me a hint?

White House: Pass!

[wardamneagle]

LIES since he took office to the election.

[VanShuyten]

Sample question from SloJo’s daily cognitive test:

#3: Cap’n Crunch or Coco puffs?

[Sicon]

President Biden ‘Passes a Cognitive Test Every Day’

Yes, every day that he remembers to pull his pants down BEFORE he sh*ts.

Congratulations, Mr. President! You’re cognizant!