Brazen teens use SUV as ‘battering ram’ to steal nearly $600K in luxury vehicles before leading police on chase

Nypost ^ | 02/25/2024 | Olivia Land

[ChicagoConservative27]

Teens again.... They drove all the way from Chicago to Wisconsin to steal cars....

[Jim W N]

Blacks again...presumptively...

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Where is Kyle Rittenberg when you need him? 🤡

[rbg81]

They didn’t nuff’in. Just “kidd stuff”.

[Drew68]

The defendant stated he was just ‘doing kid’s stuff,'” the complaint read.

Just doing kid's stuff. Who among us didn't crash into car dealerships to steal vehicles when we were teens?

[Zuriel]

Guess they need some junkyard dogs that are in cages, that automatically unlock when someone breaks into a dealership showroom.

[jjotto]

Too skinny to be Americans. Gang relatively fresh from Africa, I’d guess. And they weren’t smart enough to pick all new vehicles.

[Salman]

Click.

Yup.

[hanamizu]

“...several black-clad individuals...”

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Yeah, they were clad in black alright.

[Zuriel]

Looks like he’s wearing hair curlers. Was he hiding in a salon?

[No name given]

Yes, it’s them again, Boo Boo.

[kiryandil]

Is it “da yutes” again, Yogi?

[gundog]

A FB frenemy said this was because thr dealership had “poor security.”

[SaxxonWoods]

“I’ll be out in 12 hours!”

[Freedom4US]

During Black history month too!

[PGR88]

And people wonder why 40% of the USA’s prison population is black....

[Telepathic Intruder]

They never call white criminals “teens”.

[Deo volente]

Racist school districts and teachers robbed these beautiful African-American teens of any real chances at bettering themselves, so what do we expect them to do except rob, destroy, and murder?
All Trump’s fault.

/SARC

[Drew68]

A FB frenemy said this was because the dealership had “poor security.”

Of course. The sky's the limit to what we should spend to protect our businesses from "teens just doing kid's stuff."

[coloradan]

What would “good security” look like? If they were shot upon entry?