Hunter Biden’s Lawyers Claim Client’s Cocaine Was ‘Sawdust’

Daily Fetched ^ | February 22, 2024 | Jason Walsh

[Red Badger]

NOTE TO SELF:

DO NOT EVER HIRE Abbe Lowell, Christopher Man, and Bartholomew Dalton AS DEFENSE COUNSEL.......................

[left that other site]

Because everybody KNOWS one keeps one’s sawdust in tiny little plastic bags.

I mean...every time I do a carpentry project around the house, that’s what I do./s

[Red Badger]

If he’s snorting sawdust he’s got a bigger problem than coke.................

[Steely Tom]

You can do things like this when you (a) enjoy media supremacy, and (b) have voter fraud working for you.

[BigEdLB]

Hunter digs snorting WOOD? Who knew?

[stanne]

Why was there any remaining cocaine? Isn’t Hunters dosage “all of it”?

[BigEdLB]

I forgot to ask.... Does he prefer oak or pine?

[Red Badger]

Especially the Morning Wood!.....................

[BigFreakinToad]

I know I bag my sawdust in plastic bags and take it to parties.

[dfwgator]

People will have to wait for Hunter to die, so they can smoke his ashes.

[EEGator]

I like it, it’s bold.

[JSM_Liberty]

Isn't that a saw bench?

[CatOwner]

You get a middle finger! YOU get a middle finger!! EVERYONE gets a middle finger!!!

[MayflowerMadam]

“every time I do a carpentry project around the house, that’s what I do./s”

And you probably throw away diamonds, too. Like everybody else.

[Bob434]

A Comedian said “How do we know the packet of coke wasn’t hunter’s? Easy, There was coke left in the packet”

[dforest]

That was a bag of sawdust found in the WH too. Hunter sniffs it and he acts all weirder.

[Right Brother]

Pinocchio is his supplier.

[BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan]

Easy mistake to make. Everyone knows they taste the same... and people inhale both all the time.

[V_TWIN]

TBH I tend to believe this is in fact sawdust. Although I also believe this is nothing more than a red herring. It still doesn't explain the coke on the gun or the bag of coke in the WH.