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To: Rennes Templar
You should see the espresso on my face for that one:

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Boy I gotta mention on a serious note, the Jewish Torah reading for this week...

Israel was finally able to depart Egypt because they could leave with their Joe.

Nobody but nobody could leave Egypt without Joe. There's even a tradition about how the Egyptians Sanka Joe in de Nile so that Israel would remain stuck there, unable to get up and go, and that Egypt would be blessed on account of Joe's presence.

Does it now all make simple sense, or what?!

They must have had him stashed in the secret pyramid of Khaphin.

180 posted on 01/23/2024 11:15:48 AM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: Ezekiel

But, when they got hungry in the land, they went to Egypt and, much to their surprise, they discovered Joe!


184 posted on 01/23/2024 2:11:35 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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