The lazy, spoiled kids should get a room off campus, no tuition, no fees for books, etc. then party without wasting their parents retirement savings.
Just a couple months after high school of pure partying would have gotten it all out of their systems. Then they could go work somewhere without the bummer and stigma of flunking out of college. Not to mention the 20-50 k hit in tuition and fees.
I think you may be on to something.