[shotgun]

I have a friend whose wife has a Master’s in Art History. Her first job after receiving her degree was answering phones on the Suicide Hotline for $10/hour. But she was a very talented painter and nice person. Of course, me and him would laugh our asses off about that but then we are both Professional Engineers.

[alexander_busek]

I have a friend whose wife has a Master’s in Art History. Her first job after receiving her degree was answering phones on the Suicide Hotline for $10/hour.

"Hello, Suicide Hotline? I'm feeling ree-aly depressed right now..."

"I know what you mean! I feel the same way when I look at a painting by Otto Dix, the famous post-World War I German Expressionist (1891-1969). Especially his paintings of the maimed and mutilated war veterans. Just thinking about them now tends to suck the life out of me."

"Blam!"

"Hello?"

Regards,