"Hello, Suicide Hotline? I'm feeling ree-aly depressed right now..."
"I know what you mean! I feel the same way when I look at a painting by Otto Dix, the famous post-World War I German Expressionist (1891-1969). Especially his paintings of the maimed and mutilated war veterans. Just thinking about them now tends to suck the life out of me."
"Blam!"
"Hello?"
Regards,
Awesome!