Posted on 01/07/2024 6:35:43 AM PST by Eleutheria5
Now that I’m in my 70’s, I’m producing rising amounts of methane myself.
My doctor said it’s called fart walking.
But...but....I thought it was meat that caused Climate Change.
I’m in my mid 70’s now and ever since they ran a camera up my ass about 3 years ago I don’t dare fart unless I’m sitting on the pot!
(goddamn proctologists)
lol i missed that i guess- was workign at the time and didn’t watch much tv- but sounds very much like what the lunatics would propose=-
Keep the good work up. You might single-uh...gastrically cause global warming, and New Yorkers will be able to grow mangos and pineapples in their back yards. Stupid people will have work building dykes. Fishing will be replenished. Polar bears will get to wear Hawaiian shirts and shades, and chill.
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