TSA = Thieves, Stealers and Assaulters. They separate you from your luggage and go through it to take what they want.
I had money stolen from my bin going through TSA screening. There must have been 5 or 6 standing around. When I asked, “where’s my money?” they just looked at me. I asked again only to be told “that’s not our responsibility”. I don’t think one of them took it but I just thought ‘wow’, robbed while going through security, the irony.
They’re not stopping anything, useless overhead.
I had prescriptions stolen by the TSA. I was heading home and they snagged it all - nothing major, just Lisinopril and cholesterol meds and baby aspirin — nor expensive. I think they saw prescription bottles and just decided to see what it was.
Fortunately had dupes at home.
....TSA.....Thousands Standing Around .....
I’ll remember that interpretation. Excellent. As a side note, we joked it stood for “Thousands Standing Around” but yours takes the cake (or whatever might be in your luggage.....).