[ClearCase_guy]

he was found with a machete, knife and brick

Rock
Scissors
No papers

[chief lee runamok]

..he was found with a machete,..

Actually a panga. an african version of a machete.

PANGA

Machete design popular in Africa and the Caribbean. Deep belly provides weight for
chopping and curvature for slicing. The upturned point can concentrate force on a
small area for piercing.

Uses: Good for slicing and chopping moderately thick woody vegetation, beheadings.

[Chode]

lol