It’s out there, you’ll probably get it. So what? Oh, right, “stay afraid, stay very afraid.”
We are going to get sick with something. It’s the time of year.
Cut though all this crap. Just go get a shot “like a good little boy.” Americans love being treated like children… or sheep.
The Hill (a bastion of science failures) wants all to be that wide-eyed person in a picture saying, “It’s behind me, isn’t it?”
Journalism. When you failed the “Underwater Lesbian Dance” major.
The new strain gives you a two day bad cold.