I missed the news stories where the other 101 Illinois counties seceded from Cook County-cum-Illinois - but I offer my congratulations on your successful breakaway!
I'll bet ol' J.B. was fricking mad about getting fracked by his out-county former Illinois subject-peasants.
I further congratulate you on your coming property tax rollbacks! What a Christmas present for you and your former fellow Illinois subjects!
Any names decided upon for the new state of not-Illinois?
The Sparky is a perfect tax slave and where better to hang his hat than Illinois.
Frack, not only did you get into the brown acid, you went for the orange sunshine and the windowpane, as well. Your brain is...well, fried.