Posted on 10/30/2023 1:32:57 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Law enforcement in Colorado is investigating after they said a "heavily armed" man was found dead inside an amusement park over the weekend "wearing body armor" with "multiple improvised explosive devices" on him.
The Garfield County Sheriff's Office reported that Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park employees notified officials the body of the 22-year-old man was found Saturday morning, prior to the park opening. * The park is located in Glenwood Springs, a resort city in the Rocky Mountains surrounded by the White River National Forest.
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Walt Stowe, a spokesperson for the Garfield County Sheriff’s Office told USA TODAY the man’s death is being investigated as a possible suicide. “There is no danger to the community as of right now,” Stowe said Monday.
The agency did not release how the man died but, according to a press release, said his death did not involve any of the rides and he was not authorized to be inside the park.
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Fascinating.
“ said his death did not involve any of the rides”
Well where’s the fun in that?
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Funny :^)
“He was on our radar...”
loaded to the teeth and stroked out on his way to the massacre...
Yet another senseless suicide/murder.
Oddly specific with age.
OD ‘d on captagan?
or...
This perp fell may have fallen victim of the 3-S rule.
If they didn’t have much time to arrange a phony social media presence of right wing pro-Trump statements stretching back 48 hours and no record prior to then, they had to keep him still——very still-——until they finished.
And a suicide note would help.
From Analyze This:
[Ben rushes up to Paul’s room after Jelly throws a hit man off the balcony onto the wedding party]
Boss Paul Vitti : Hey, people get depressed, they jump. But that ain’t my fault.
Dr. Ben Sobel : Oh, so you’re telling me it was suicide?
Boss Paul Vitti : I don’t know, he probably left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?
Jelly : [taking out a pen] Uh no, but they will in a minute.
Dr. Ben Sobel : Oh, and let me guess what it says? “Life is bull#$#$, I can’t f—ing take it no more! Signed, the Dead Guy.”
Jelly : Hey, that’s good, Doc.
Probably got to the park and found he didn’t meet the height requirements, and just couldn’t live with the shame.
I saw that too. LOL!!!
Either they do know him, or he had ID.
Weird situation overall.
Clark Griswold with a BB gun at Wally World.
Was he one of their “home grown” and word got out he was gonna go off... so they had to stop it? This will be buried by the end of the week.
Adam Lanza died one day prior to Sandy Hook.
Did they find the whole body, or was it in pieces?
You win the thread!🤣
Maybe someone saw something and, instead of “saying something,” they decided to shoot it and walk away.
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