Make sure your co-workers are caught stealing.
You can’t even use a styrofoam coffee cup from the company coffee station without feeling like somebody’s watching what you do with it. Same thing with push-pins, paper clips and rubber bands. Don’t even think about waning pads of Post-It notes, spring clips and discarded blank sheets of copy paper. They’ll fall all over themselves just to score a few points with Management, and they know how badly they need those points because they have an excessive need for help on the job.