[Oscar in Batangas]

Dear Mr. Khan Younis,

Because of recent increases in demand, your request for 72 virgins is on back-order status.
We apologize for any inconvenience this situation may cause and promise to expediate this process.

Your jihadi pal,
More Ham’s at the Snack bar

[Songcraft]

"Because of recent increases in demand, your request for 72 virgins is on back-order status. We apologize for any inconvenience this situation may cause and promise to expediate this process."

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"72 virgins?!?  No, we said you would enjoy your eternal afterlife with 72 vegans!!!"


Here is your first dozen.


     

     

     

     


(NOTE to all Vegan FReepers:   JUST KIDDING!!!)      :-)